"Barney: Let’s be clear: I don’t love [Robin], okay? I just… miss her when she’s not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m wearing a brown suede vest."
— How I Met Your Mother - S04E20
"Wesley: Your behavior as a fiancee has been as weak as American tea. There, I said it."
— 30 Rock - S04E22
"Abed: I hate when they finish each other’s…
Troy:… pies."
— Community - S01E18